Tim stepped on a crack. Mother screamed from inside the house. Tim’s jaw hung slack.
Tim ran to tell father he had broken mother’s back. Mr. Smith sighed, rose from his easy chair, and thwacked Tim in the sack.
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Outstanding new nursery rhyme to rival “step on a crack, break you mother’s back”. Love the verb thwack.